{"id":292,"date":"2017-10-11T18:26:10","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T18:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.solitairerose.com\/?p=292"},"modified":"2017-10-11T18:26:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T18:26:10","slug":"dear-person-who-made-my-burrito-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.solitairerose.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"Dear person who made my burrito last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m sorry I didn\u2019t recognize you as someone I used to work with at the group home. There are a few reasons why:<\/p>\n<p>1) The turnover is so high, I don\u2019t bother to get to know people\u2019s names until they have worked there six months.<\/p>\n<p>2) The work outfit you wear now is probably different than what you wore at the group home. And I know you didn\u2019t make meals there when I worked because people always assume I will do it.<\/p>\n<p>3) You\u2019re kind of a generic white girl. Get a gimmick of some kind like a memorable nickname, a facial tattoo or an interesting affectation like saying \u201cHowdy\u201d or \u201cComin\u2019 at ya!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>4) I\u2019m not very damn observant.<\/p>\n<p>5) I have worked with a few hundred people over the last 30 years, and the only ones who stick out at the ones who made work harder or were my supervisor, so since you were neither, that\u2019s a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>6) You were complaining about the pay at the group home, which is about $5 an hour more than you make making my burrito. Um\u2026I\u2019m taking it that math was a hard subject for you in school.<\/p>\n<p>7) You messed up my foster daughter\u2019s burrito and put queso on it right after she said no queso. Sorry, but I don\u2019t feel bad about not remembering you because of that.<\/p>\n<p>8) I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER! Like how Roy Thomas wrote Amazing Spider-Man from issue 101 \u2013 104 and NO other issues, when Roy Normally took over from Stan Lee when he left a comic in the 70\u2019s. Did Roy dislike writing Spider-Man as a character? ANSWER ME??!!??<\/p>\n<p>9) Again, you\u2019re kinda generic. Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>10) I was so overwhelmed with hunger, I didn\u2019t see you as a person, but as a burrito delivery system and for that I am sorry. Now give me my burrito and let me go eat, all right? 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